Just the mention of the word “puss” can make a person want to throw up (which, ironically, is another combination of words that make people feel ill).
But c’mon – you know just like I do how much satisfaction you get when you’re all alone in your bathroom, in front of the mirror looking at yourself, and you see a big juicy zit with a white head sticking out of your face.
Well, okay, so the part about actually HAVING the zit isn’t all that satisfying.
But you know what IS satisfying? Knowing that when you go to pop that sucker, there’s a good chance you’ll be able to see some puss flying right out of that bad boy!
And I’m not talking about the sissy little pops, like when you go to squeeze around it and a small bit of white stuff oozes out like silly string out of a can. That kind of puss pop is for LOSERS!
No, I’m talking about what I call the “Big Event Pop.” The pop where your zit is so big that it takes all the strength you can possibly muster up to squeeze it open… and when it does finally pop…
Puss flies out of that zit like a loaded gun, splattering all over your mirror, and leaving your zit open with a slight breeze running over it that lets you know ONE thing:
Ah, the puss that comes out when you pop a zit… now THAT’S something to be thankful for!
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