Hooray for sex! Boo for STDs!
And, if you want to continue having great sex, it’s probably a good idea to make sure you don’t have any STDs in your body. So why not go on down to a nearby clinic and get yourself tested?
“But Aaron,” you say, “I have a LOT of sex with LOTS of different people. Wouldn’t going to a clinic to get tested after each session be uber-expensive?”
Fear not, my slutty friend!
Due to the rising epidemic of STDs in this country, there are many places you can go to get an STD test. It’s such a simple procedure, doctors don’t even feel the need to charge for it. A blood draw here, a few swabs there, and BOOM! You’ve been tested!
Wanna know something even cooler? There are some activities you can participate in whereby you can get tested for STDs AND make money at the same time!
For example: earlier this year, I signed up to be a plasma donor. In order to qualify, they have to give you a complete physical, including an STD/AIDS test. Since I passed, I was not only able to donate, but I earned a nice $25 for my time. Hoo-ray!
Regardless of how you decide to get tested, though, the important thing is that you DO it. The test, not the sex (although, if you’re safe, you should do that “it” as well.) It’s okay to have a good time, but make sure the only thing you’re spreading around is the love, NOT the STDs that can arise from it!
Ah, free STD testing places… now THAT’S something to be thankful for!
– Aaron P. Taylor